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Rabu, 10 Februari 2010

Artist Conversation and Doctor Porno Birth

While as a woman in childbirth was assisted by obstetricians. Suddenly he stopped twitching and called the doctor, "Doctor, please tell ya later color from every part of my child's body."

"Why what?" Asked the doctor in surprise.

"Mmmhh, I actually pornographic actress and I get this child when playing in a blue movie. I do not know exactly who his father, "said the woman. The doctor nodded understanding.

Finally when the baby's head out, the doctor said, "Well, the baby's head had started to appear. Blonde hair color. Is the movie there bulenya actor? "

"There's Doc, thanks."

"Well, his face somewhat pale skin and slanted eyes. Is there also his Chinese actors? "

"There's Doc, there are .."

"Now get out your chest and hands. How it was black. There negronya actor, huh? "

"Yes, there ..."

"Well, now his legs. Chocolate brown color. There is apparently an Indonesian man. "

"Oh yes ...."

After all the baby's body out, the doctor hit his ass and come out crying voice, "Ooeeeee ..."

"Thank you, Lord. I thought he was going to bark, "sighed the new mother.


bahasa indonesia


Disaat ketika seorang perempuan sedang dalam proses melahirkan yang dibantu oleh dokter kandungan. Tiba-tiba ia berhenti mengejang dan memanggil dokternya, “Dokter, tolong ya nanti ceritakan warna dari setiap bagian tubuh anak saya.”

“Lho kenapa?” tanya dokter dengan heran.

“Mmmhh, saya sebenarnya aktris porno dan anak ini saya dapatkan ketika main dalam blue film. Saya tidak tahu persis siapa ayahnya,” kata perempuan tersebut. Dokter mengangguk mengerti.

Akhirnya ketika kepala si bayi keluar, dokter berkata, “Nah, kepala bayi sudah mulai muncul. Warna rambutnya pirang. Apakah di film itu ada aktor bulenya?”

“Ada Dok, makasih.”

“Wah, kulit mukanya agak pucat dan matanya sipit. Apakah ada aktor Cinanya juga?”

“Ada Dok, ada..”

“Sekarang keluar dada dan kedua tangannya. Kok warnanya hitam. Ada aktor negronya, ya?”

“Iya, ada…”

“Nah, sekarang kakinya. Warnanya coklat sawo matang. Ada orang Indonesianya rupanya.”

“Oh ya….”

Setelah seluruh tubuh bayi keluar, dokter memukul pantatnya dan keluarlah suara tangisnya, “Ooeeeee…”

“Terimakasih, Tuhan. Aku kira tadi ia akan menyalak,” desah si ibu baru.

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